Ever have one of those days when things just coume out funny? How about when you aren`t drunk? I was at the the grocery store the other day with my wife and apparently i was acting dumb (as per usual). Wandering around, I saw Fudge Squirrels and ess-kar-Goats.
And those aren`t even the wierdest food sightings of the week.
Going to Canadian Tire on the weekend we see a sign out fron that says '' Check out our new food section''. When the hell did they start putting food into Canadian Tire??? Ok, fine, why not. As we get into the store and up the escalator there is a sign advertising 1L chocolate milks for 99 cents. I`m always up for cheap chocolate milk. The food section is craptastic, basically 3 aisles with chips, cookies, and other assorted junk food. We get to the dairy case, I reach in and grab a carton, and look at the lable: Chocolate Dairy Beverage. Huh? What?? Why the hell does it say that?? Who`s the dingbat that seemingly copyrighted the phrase Chocolate Milk. And who is the moron politician that rubber-stamped it?
That being said, I am enjoying my chocolate dairy beverage.
Also, if anyone knows where I can get a box of Dad`s Goody Ring cookies here in town, please let me know.
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